pressedpigment:

me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

foundajob:

dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

rpgsoda:

rpgsoda:

me during sex: can we stop for a sec i need a glass of water

me: comes back 20 minutes later with a Slurpee

soorajmakhi:

*doesnt talk to anyone im mutuals with* I love  my mutuals so much :’)

namibs:

💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💕💕💞💕💕💕💕💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💕💕💕💕💞💕💕💕💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💕💞💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💞💕💕💕💞💕💕

tvventies:

if i don’t get married in an elie saab dress what’s the point

jarritos:

Me: *skates past you with a slurpie and a bomber jacket that has ‘i hate straights’ embroidered on the back*